Your landing page is leaking. Get the 10 holes, ranked.
A human teardown delivered in 24 hours: the ten highest-impact fixes for your page, ranked by expected impact, each written as “change X to Y because Z” — not a 40-page PDF nobody reads.
What lands in your inbox
1 · Machine scores — what Google sees
2 · The ranked fix list — what to change first
Four lenses, one page
Speed scores
Lighthouse performance, accessibility, SEO — the numbers Google sees.
Clarity
5-second test: can a stranger say what you sell, for whom, and what to do next?
Trust
Proof, testimonials, guarantees, pricing visibility — what's missing that makes buyers hesitate.
Friction
CTA count and placement, form length, mobile sanity, dead ends.
Who this is for
Founders and indie makers with a live page that gets traffic but converts under ~1%. You've tried tweaking the headline yourself and can't tell what moved the needle.
Who it's not for
Pages with no traffic yet — fix distribution first, an audit can't help an empty room. And if you want someone to implement the fixes, that's a separate quote, not this.
Questions, answered
- Why $149 when agencies charge $1,500+?
- Agencies sell process, workshops and retainers. This is one expert pass on one page, delivered as a ranked fix list. You implement; we don't bill for meetings.
- Do you implement the fixes?
- Not in Teardown99 — the audit is diagnosis. If you want implementation, reply to your report and we'll quote it separately.
- What if I disagree with a fix?
- Reply to the report; one round of clarification on any item is included. You're the decision-maker — the ranking just tells you where the leverage is.
- Refund policy?
- If delivery slips past 24 hours after your submission, you don't pay. Beyond that: reply to your report within 7 days if something specific in it is wrong for your page, and we'll fix it or refund it.
Not ready to buy? Score your Etsy or Amazon listing free first — the free audit is instant and shows exactly what this looks like.